tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077769801581775126.post7610224383169683221..comments2023-04-03T04:04:17.411-07:00Comments on Logomancers and Logodaedalists: L&L's First Ever Lyric Writing ContestDavid Driscollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15877118222885127947noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077769801581775126.post-82222501248146723262012-07-02T09:46:59.466-07:002012-07-02T09:46:59.466-07:00Wow. Now that is really well done. A genre-busti...Wow. Now that is really well done. A genre-busting, mind-bending, head-banging tour de force. My hands may be locked into the sign of the horns for the rest of the day.David Driscollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15877118222885127947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077769801581775126.post-54207352603624019292012-07-01T19:11:33.148-07:002012-07-01T19:11:33.148-07:00Roaring like a GTO
(Use Danzig Voice)
We have a s...Roaring like a GTO<br />(Use Danzig Voice)<br /><br />We have a shameful admission<br />There's a secret we share<br />My 4-Runner has toxic emissions<br />And we're doing bad things to the air<br /><br />-- Chorus --<br />Now we drive and we drive<br />Never felt so alive<br />We ride slow (owow)<br />Roaring like a GTO<br /><br />One night as she slept outside<br />Something was taken from her (erer)<br />Under her sleek backside<br />There's no catalytic converter<br /><br />[Chorus]<br /><br />The neighbors ears are pained<br />At night when I turn her over<br />Her exhaust is unrestrained<br />Hydrocarbon indecent exposure<br /><br />'80's drum breakdown...<br /><br />[Chorus]<br /><br />And we drive and we drive and we drive<br />Never felt so alive<br />We ride slowowow<br />Roaring like a GTO<br />Whoa whoa whoa<br />Roaring like a GTO<br />Roaring like a GTOooooo!Jenny B.http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jen-burgett/10/a14/b74noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077769801581775126.post-70007037369970011022012-06-29T16:38:35.757-07:002012-06-29T16:38:35.757-07:00Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner!Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner!jedhttp://jeremytwilson.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077769801581775126.post-5464942207257763222012-06-27T21:07:54.161-07:002012-06-27T21:07:54.161-07:00No.No.David Driscollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15877118222885127947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077769801581775126.post-50094385306347262762012-06-27T21:06:18.770-07:002012-06-27T21:06:18.770-07:00This song is best for polka music:
Catalytic conv...This song is best for polka music:<br /><br />Catalytic converter<br />what the hell is this crap?<br />You think that I should sing and dance<br />and wear your monkey hat?<br /><br />I want to go play ping pong.<br />They took my paddles away<br />because I tried to smash the ball <br />into this man's eyeball <br />until he screamed out, <br />"Oh, that really hurts!<br />Lars, you son of a bitch, <br />that really hurts!"<br /><br />Well then you don't try<br />to cheat no more<br />do you, mister cheater?<br /><br />Catalytic converter<br />is not a friend of mine<br />I'd like to find the perpetrators<br />who did this to my cousin<br />and maybe stick<br />them with my blade of fury<br /><br />Why would someone <br />steal this catalytic converter?<br />This makes me want<br />to go crazy.<br />My cousin does not deserve to<br />be stolen from<br />only because he writes <br />his terrible blog<br />which makes people stupider <br />because maybe they will<br />think more about their lives<br />and this thinking is probably<br />their whole problem anyway<br /><br />But still I love my cousin<br />so much it breaks<br />my brain <br />and pours it into my heart<br />which makes my heart like a bowl<br />for my soup brain<br />even though I hate him<br />when I think he hates me<br />and all of this<br />at the same time<br />sometimes.<br /><br />Did I win?Cousin Lars Breckenbauerhttp://bit.ly/N4Z2s8noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077769801581775126.post-67911348085480972392012-06-27T20:23:30.304-07:002012-06-27T20:23:30.304-07:00Also amazing! This made me laugh several times. &q...Also amazing! This made me laugh several times. "Wanted to pervert her" is sublime. Good, great, wonderful work.David Driscollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15877118222885127947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077769801581775126.post-18806605010673481872012-06-27T18:51:15.421-07:002012-06-27T18:51:15.421-07:00Totally Amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, this is go...Totally Amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, this is going to be very hard to top. Well done, sir. Well done.David Driscollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15877118222885127947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077769801581775126.post-86005638871501988652012-06-27T16:02:01.420-07:002012-06-27T16:02:01.420-07:00Her chrome is still shiny.
Her paint is still brig...Her chrome is still shiny.<br />Her paint is still bright.<br />But underneath her beauty,<br />Something isn't right.<br /><br />Swore I would love her.<br />Swore I'd never hurt her.<br />But then I went and stole<br />Her catalytic converter.<br /><br />Chorus 1:<br />Yes, I stole the catalytic converter to her heart.<br />Before she could make me a spare part.<br />I melted it down with our wedding rings.<br />Got a hundred dollars and a thousand knocks and pings.<br /><br />Used to rev her up,<br />Get her running good.<br />I was always tinkerin'<br />Under her hood.<br /><br />Wanted to love her.<br />Wanted to pervert her.<br />Never thought I'd stoop so low<br />As her catalytic converter.<br /><br />Chorus 2:<br />Yes, I stole the catalytic converter to her heart.<br />So, gentlemen, her engines will not start.<br />Turn your key, you'll just hear the roar<br />Of an old wreck that don't love me any more.mmcxlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077769801581775126.post-30026086069621970392012-06-27T14:34:46.748-07:002012-06-27T14:34:46.748-07:00Wake up in the morning, greet the day with bliss
T...Wake up in the morning, greet the day with bliss<br />Try to be a better man, strive to be a catalyst<br />But I give up before I start, my car is in paralysis<br />Because my catalytic converter was stole' by some assclown human cyst.<br /><br />--Chorus--<br />Sucks to the assclowns who stole it<br />Sucks to the assclowns who stole it<br />You can help me move my car but we're gonna have to roll it.<br />Oh, sucks to the assclowns who stole it.<br />---------<br /><br />Leaving behind the past, concentrating on my new version<br />Learning from mistakes, avoiding old diversions<br />But it's hard to keep a-moving on when transit is a burden<br />Can't believe some suck-ass clowns stole my catalytic conversion.<br /><br />[Chorus]<br /><br />Buddah says to let yourself go, be an uncarved stone<br />A lotus leaf on water, a cloud without a home<br />But my emissions are toxic, and I'm fuming like a stack<br />My catcon was stolen by some suckass clowns and it ain't coming back.<br /><br />[Chorus]<br /><br />bridge:<br />Like a bear in a truck on a train in a cave on a mic on a PA set to ten all up in your ear. Unpleasant to hear.<br />Stolen to be melted down, by an obnoxious two-bit suckass clown... but baby, don't frown.<br /><br />[Chorus]Sam Hollandernoreply@blogger.com